Baseball Wives

[Copperfields]

What is it with the wives and ex-wives of MLB players these days?

You've probably already heard all you want to hear about Kris Benson's wife Anna (if you don't know what I've talking about, that's a story for another day), and now Jeff Bagwell's ex-wife is selling ad space on hear cleavage on Ebay:
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[Nick's Picts (archived)]

If it wasn't already way outside our promotional budget, we at McHansen Fieldhouse would be really tempted to bid to have her advertise for the Picts. I know if I was in the Colorado, Minnesota, or San Francisco front offices I'd be lobbying to win this auction. Yes, I am immature...

Tangentially, I wonder how much I could get for shaving someone's logo into my back hair if I promise to wander around Waveland Park without my shirt every weekend. Bidding starts at $.01.