I have seen enough myself. Dumping time!

[stones]

The Stones have gone done faster than a one-legged hooker on roller-blades skating through gravel!

I can't take it anymore. If you are interested in any of my players, I am interested in talking with you. Make a fair offer and we can work on something.

If you need hitters, then Carlos Lee, Geoff Jenkins, Bobby Abreu, Ryan Freel, and others might help you out.

If you need pitching, look somehwere else! For goodness sake why do you think my team sucks!

By the way, I will be holding on to Kerry Wood, unless it is a very favorable trade. I have waited this long, and like the hooker with the skinned knees said, "I wanna see the payoff", if you know what I mean!

[Demreb]

Steve-

So did you enjoy the payoff?

[stones]

Hey 6 Ks and 0 walks helps significantly, not to mention a 1.00 WHIP! While it may not help my ERA or QS, he can't hurt with some of the slugs I replaced him with.

[stones]

He replys to himself! He must be despondently desperate for mental help! He is!

I am done. Seriously, its time to follow through on Dumping.

Abreu, Giles, Jenkins, Carlos Lee, Lo Duca, Everett, Dempster, Wood, Kolb and just about everyone else is available.

Please help me, before I trade again!

[stones]

As I said, I have seen enough. By his recent post, Matt has apparently seen enough of me! But then again so has Jenkins, Abreu, Kolb and Everett.

But the good news for those of you who missed the boat, there are more Stones looking to find new homes.

Carlos Lee, Brian Giles, Paul LoDuca, Kerry Wood, Ryan Dempster, Wade Miller are all available. Maybe not much there of interest you say. Check out some of their salaries. They don't have to do much to earn their keep.

I am also willing to consider offers for anyone on my roster not named Bill Hall or Ricky Weeks.

Don't miss out, the championship is there for the taking.

[MGrage]

Nice trade Steve. Two closers for .11 and a penny SS. Wish I could make a trade that good ... Mahalo

Matt