New Report

[MGrage]

Good afternoon y'all,

You can say y'all as much as you want Rich but I'm way ahead of y'all. I am y'all master y'all. Is this getting annoying yet y'all?

Anyways, I just wanted to give copious kudos to our esteemed Commish for an excellent report this week. Now I know what he really was doing all those weeks where the report was mainly a transaction list. Either that or his productivity at work plummetted this week ...

D,WMC? is such a guilty pleasure for me so I really enjoyed seeing Dave's fully haired and cropped head on the movie's box covers. Shibby! Well, I have to do some last minute fact finding before my football draft tonight so I'm outta here y'all. I'll make sure the guys know that the Perfessor is running away with the title this year. And he'll be losing his hair in short order. ;D Mahalo

Matt

[davidsruffins (archived)]

If the prize for being in first place on Sept 1 is to be photoshopped into an Ashton Kutcher vehicle, I think I'll have to rethink my strategy going forward. Next year, when the Coppers are leading the pack heading into the final month, I hope someone out there with an artistic flair drops his smiling mug into "Some Like it Hot" or "Tootsie" or "White Chicks" or some such.

Let's all hope to god none of my students stumble across this week's CFCL report. But even more importantly, let's hope I don't lose my hair.

[Demreb]

Hey -

Does anyone know how to hack into the University e-mail system? I would be happy to e-mail the report to The Professor's colleagues. I know they would be ecstatic to see one of their peers excelling at a chosen pursuit.

Don't worry Dave - my guess is if you haven't started losing your hair yet, you won't. But what would I know on the subject. I've been follickly challenged for at least the last fifteen years.